EPICLY TRIFE

We're having an ANATOMY CONTEST!!! Take any one of the photos in this post and do your best anatomy/send it in to epiclytrife@yahoo.com before Monday, November 2nd and the winner gets a coozie and t-shirt combo with some bonus goodies...

I got picked up at the airport in SD by the Hitzmobile...

Took it straight to the SHED...

Cranston's been hittin' the skins lately...

Standard record collection...

"What ever happened to the pay phone?!?!?!?"

For T-Mo...

Got to Ramona and P-Stone wasn't clownin' around...

Navs has been waiting to exhale...

Frazier and Schax...

Alfonso Rawls putos!!!

Big Al and Hewitt...

Hitz comes fully equipped with a twelver...

Pizza time...

Pizza-stone...

Big Sperm sighting...

Conklin holding it down...

Next morning I woke up to this...

Ramp donations...

I suggest you use one of the following photos for the ANATOMY CONTEST if you want to win...

P-Stone's always having the best time...

Frazier and Navs at the Vans tent...

P_Stone helps out with some lights...

Fuel gets some Holmes...

Lincoln Ueda...

Raybourn broke his wrist, get well soon kid...

Meanwhile Salba took in some sun...

Rune showed up with some Thrasher schwag...

Oh shit, push-up time...

"I got him in an arm wrestle, no problem..."

"See those jugs?!?!?"

The Bod...

Da Tap...

Manzoori...

There's no way that can is holdin' up P-Stone...

Crowdwise...

Shakus sighting...

Gettin' artsy...

Ueda destroyed shit...

Div flies an allyoop over the channel...

This might be my first skate photo ever of Max, he ruled it...

Raven Tershay

An inverted Red...

and then the ol fs 5050 grab into the channel going mach 2000...

Another good one in Ramona—Cheers putos!!!

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Hot Lunch teamed up with Pins of Light at the El Rio...

This is that mic shot that you don't really want to see if you're the singer—sorry brah...

This one's much more valuable street cred wise...

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Puppy Breath!!!

Time for a brew...

Emily loves her some hot ass...

Halsey front and center...

Give em' the old token drummer shot...

And the ladies go nuts...

Gettin' down, no bigs...

This in between bands commercial break has been brought to you by Jager Bombs & Trife coozies...

Salut!!!

Hot Lunch wise...

That Shea guy sure can hold a mic...

They rocked, obviously...

Noelle falls asleep as the Nza twitters his life away...

Get facked!!!

This Brewmercial was brought to you by Dave Fallis & Trife coozies...

It's OK, it's just Halsey—damn!!!

Noelle and Tracy crazy gettin' down...

Team EMT was totally ready for any emergencies...

That's how they roll (literally)...

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In Irrigon, theyre gangta's ride horses putos...

Fatback bought a dimebag...

Team Australia saw these pallets on the side of the road—fire wood wise...

Becker was having some issues with his new tent...

Errrr....

Odalé, tent city putos...

Find Cancer Dan...

A new Hustler is always good for a group of dudes camping...

Build it and it will burn...

En fuego maricons!!!

Time to load her up...

Rollins was killing it...

Mulitiple guns...

Fatback creeped around and got some amazing photos, you'll see em on the Slap site in about 9 months...

Watkins got in on the action...

The Gut was mesmerized by all the food, Fatback might have a new recruit...

Everybody was super stoked...

Not many know this, but Cancer Dan is a dead eye when it comes to shootin' shit...

Loofah Crooks was strugglin...

Bro's...

Empty beer cans were our targets...

First one to break the can in half wins...

America's hottest coozie has been really gettin' out there...

Then it was time to retire my skateboard...

Cancer Dan fuckin' loves the outdoors man!!!

When Danger was done peepin' the mag, it was time to hit the clit...

Cancer Dan nailed it...

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Next morning our tetris skills weren't so hot-almost had to leave the chairs behind...

Ol' Becker took chauffeur status...

Jams wise...

Obviously...

NATURE...GOULET!!!

Made it up to Hood River...

Park's pretty epic...

All kinds of weird shit to skate...

Evel Knievel wise—river jumps, no bigs...

Crew eye'n it up...

I dont think this got touched all day...

The new mag...

STOKED...

Back on the road headed towards Irrigon, we had some maricon's trying to pass us...

Booyakasha...

Up next, Fatback teaches Cancer Dan how to hit the clit—Stay tuned...

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Tony Trujillo and Chima start the weekend right in Croatia...WOW!!!

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First here's a tour of Chet's house with a Trife "That's My Shit"...

Fridge...

Classic Blender...

Ort...

Luda chef...

Yeah Joe, that's Lance Mountain...So???

Then we went by the Department to check out Tobin's photos...

OG couch potato, Mickey Reyes...

Joe Brook punchin' out Billy Pepper-Rob use that for our next ad, too good...

The one and only, motherfuckin' Wheatberry!!!

Mickey and Julian...

Speaking of Julian... You know it putos!!!

A sick snap of Phil at Jim's—the photo says it all...

Then it was over to Deepend Dangers...

This bird was cold chillin' out in the gutter area...

Then back into skate mode...

Yeah, we went to Holly Farms too putos...

Then all of the sudden it got really weird, not sure where Fatback took us...

There were all kinds of kids bombin' hills on card-boards...

Kind of freaked us out, so we took it to a place where we were more comfortable...

Cancer Dan went big...

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Come out and support the Outlaw...

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Finally got up to Lincoln City for a fun filled night at Reds...

Cancer Dan does his best tight rope act...

Loofah Crooks was ready to rip...

The Bod loves going over the hole...

One of Reds many work stations...

Board collection...

Sean Guitarrez...

A special Piss Boner moment...

HERE'S THE VIDEO CLIP

Time to rev up the bikes...

"Anyone want to do some rope swingin'; Im pretty sure this thing won't break..."

Danger, Danger... HIGH VOLTAGE!!!

Next mornin Cancer Dan had his special java brew going...

Camp Luda...

A lot of miles my friend...

Look at that filter technique...

Watkins got in the mix...

Then it was time for one of the biggest feasts of my life...

Fatback ain't afraid to dive in first...

"Don't touch my donuts puto!!!"

Wake the fuck up Dan!!!

Coffee break...

Red's wife, Danielle just kept bringing out the goods-so epic!

Then it was time for some bike ride waish...

No sight of Toad nor Salmon...

Ocean wise...

Cancer Dan pretty much drove the whole trip and didn't complain once you fuckin' pussy!!!

Where's P-Stone???

Favorite shirt of the trip...

Then off to the secret shit spot...

I think Cancer Dan was still sleeping...

This better fuckin' be good...

Booyakasha!

This place is an actual shit hole-this is where all the sewage goes...

Don't JUMP!!!

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Back at the site, ol' Cancer Dan was gearin' up to get up...

Fatback productions was already three PB&J's deep...

Hit the road and went searchin' for the Goonies caves...

Got it!

Flyin' Ryan lead the charge...

Followed by Deepend Danger...

Crooked arm posed for some portraits...

Watkins was super hyped...

In the cave the Gut and Loofah shared a special moment...

The Bod being the Bod...

Old grey haired...

Gettin' artsy...

Goonin' it...

Then Fatback yelled, "TIME TO EAT!!!"

At breakfast, we had a Shakus sighting...

Stopped by Reedsport and watched Danger go for the loop-GNAR GNAR!!!

Flying Ryan planning some big moves...

Bro's por vida...

Dried out the tents...

Gave it the stamp of approval and off we went...

Driving the Oregon coast rules...

Another park on the coast, this time it was Florence...

They love the mag out there...

Sea Lions cave is always a tourist favorite...

"Wanna stop puto?"

Maybe next time...

As you well know by now, Im a sucker for sunsets. Next stop, REDS!!!

GO HERE FOR THE VIDEO

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Back in Oregon with the crew we ended up at this monster in Coos Bay...

Semi panoramic scenario...

"Don't call me Chalba fool!!!"

Sean G gets an overview perspective...

The hot hubba in town is right across the street, get some???

Where' the fucks my brew...

Camping on the coast, fuckin' awes...

That's My Shit: Drehobl...

Ol' deadeye, flying Ryan McWhirter aka The Bod...

For a guy that doesn't tweet, Cancer Dan sure is on his phone a lot...

Lazer wise...

Doin' it...

Ludas was on fire!!!

BB guns and brews until sleep...

First guy to break the can wins...

Meanwhile, Cancer Dan hooked up a fat meal...

Not afraid to put a pot of beans on the Q...

Woke up to rain...

Packed the car...

And waited for Cancer Dan to wake up...

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Went back down to So-Cal for another Skatepark Roundup...

We started off at Santa Clarita...

It's a pretty big park, California-wise...

Daewon Song, no bigs...

Complete with some of that hot new plaza scenario...

What would Corpsey do???

The we got awesome at this BBQ joint...

Stopped in at a new skate shop that was claiming they're going to carry TRIFE shirts and coozies...

Boards wise...

Mags wise...

Who's that taggin' the place???

You know it; T.Puds putos!!!

Shoes displayed on some Neil Blender art waish...

The Wall Of Fame begins...

Then it was straight to P.Rod park...

Daewon stayed on for the long haul (sort of)...

That shit got fucked up fool...

Then it was BrewBQ time at San Pedro...

Where Robbie the flying squirrel was in epic form...

A game of dice and we was out...

GO HERE for the edited video...

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Look for the Trife coozie...

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...IS TRIFE
photo: Tsuyoshi

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Luda Crooks goes crooked one arm stees

On the road again... Headed North with Drehobl and Watkins


It helps to be a Tetris champion when packing the back of the car for over a week of camping.


Always got to make a Weed stop.


Drehobl's prepared


First skatepark, Myrtle Creek.


Set up camp


Dangerhobl get the fire ready for dinner


Complete with corn, Brat's, potatoes, etc...


Woke up to this...


Sean Gutierrez


Mother fuckin' Cancer DAN!!!


This guy was supposed to be on the trip.


Winston park has a no smoking policy


Made it over to the coast to check out Coos Bay





Then back to shooting gallery and camping



We're definitely putting down a lot of dogs...

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Our driver...

Maricon leché...

The Alaskan cleans up nicely...

Gathering of the maricons...

COUPLES WISE

Eleni and Big Dave...

Barney con novia...

Toadly Erin...

Reija and Magnet - big fans of the Blood Wizard putos...

Denise and Matlin...

Scooter and Shelly...

The Alaskan and el puto loco...

Kati and her guy...

Corpsey and Maggie...

...and they're off!!!

Muskrat love...

Time for a brew...

Yes or no puto???

He said YES!!!

I now pronounce you Janelle SF...

Disneyland???

"I fuckin' love being on the TRIFE!!!"

The Alaskan and the new bride...

Just chillin', no big deal...

Cupcake cake...

Pianist wise...

Table 9 was the place to be, obviously...

Time for another brew...

Fro reunion, so epic!!!

Not white trash at all...

Only at table 9 would you find the bride tweeting her own wedding-just sayin'...

Gang signs and shit, it's on putos!!!

Carlita!!!

A Sally and Schmitty original...

Then girls gone wild got together for photo ops...

CHEERS TO THAT!!!

Cutting the cupcake???

First dance wise...

Fuck it, I need another brew...

Lazor wise...

Wedding wise, guess who's next???

Then for the grand finale DJ Corpsey stepped up and threw in Epic...

Chica: "Can you please turn Epic off and put something else in?"
Corpsey: "Get fucked!"

On the way out, a shot with the brides mother...

Back in our ride, Maggie kept the driver entertained...

Janet in the house!!!

Bride and groom sighting on the bridge...

Corpsey was hyped...

Karaoke wise...

Crazy Tracy rocked the joint...

Carley and Jeanette followed...

Fuckin smile, you're on the motherfuckin' TRIFE damnit!!!

For some reason Andreas turned karaoke vectors into a stand up situaish...

Dancin' the night away...

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