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June 29, 2009

SHITS WARPED


I got a call from Lance Conklin saying he was playing with Duane Peters band at the Warped tour and would throw me on the guest list. I swallowed my pride and walked over to join the thousands of under 18ers...

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Just another gorgeous day in the biggidy Bay, no bigs...
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Even VIP's have to wait in line...
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Sea of suck...
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Bikini and heels-wow!!!
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Made it just as Duane and company went on...
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Conklin rockin' a Thrasher hat...
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A quick time-out for DP...
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There were plenty of hawks...
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...and one banana
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More hawkage...
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It was basically a shit show...

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June 26, 2009

ADVIL REQUIRED


Last week I did five premieres in seven days-pretty gnar. Started in SJ Saturday night with the TMA Round 2 flick...

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Later that week on Wednesday night, these dudes showed up fully equipped with fungi...
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Yup, that's a cap...
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So yeah, met up with Ron, Zered, and RB before the big Zoo SF premiere...
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This dude turned it up way past eleven...
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Eli took the night off and went sober. His bags are packed though...
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RB going for broke, no bigs...
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Joey Digital not only got Photo Of The Day, he ended up premiering the Nike video that night...
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Text wise, any guesses???
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That's right putos, Big BW, Bobby Worrest in the house for the TWS premiere...
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Think those shrooms are kickin' in yet???
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Ok, here's whats up. Sick video, great filming and editing, and Grant Fuckin' Taylor and Justin Brocks parts—DAMN!!!!
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Then we got chauffeured over to MILK for the third premiere of the night, Zoo York's State Of Mind....
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"I sware to God, I'm fuckin' 21 now, and I don't shit the bed anymore!!!"
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Sean Payne sighting-that's actually a big deal...
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So that's four videos going into Friday night where I somehow got Corpsey down to SJ for the Black Label premiere...
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Marky Mark and Loaf-train...
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Guess who???
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You got it...
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Pretty much the whole Label crew came up for this one...
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After Q'n for a while at Jai's, we took it to the Blank...
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Ol' Cat Eyes was there...
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Bird is the word...
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Lady looks like a dude!!!
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Drehobl and Corey catch up...
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Chet and Mrs. Korrine Adams take a bow...
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I want to praise you like I should...


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Ok, since were in full skate party mode, might as well add these photos from Chico's shoe party at Minna
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UConn Dan's gonna be pissed at Bahram for stealin' his pose...
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Coozie war wise, Staba's still not hyped...
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And we'll end it on a positive note: Halsey and the birthday girl, Happy belated Georgia!!!

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June 25, 2009

FARRAH FAWCETT - R.I.P.

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Farrah was the first girl in my room. The image above was on a poster above my bed all through my Judy Blume days of adolesence, Charlies Angel wise—Rest in peace...

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June 23, 2009

THE RICO CUP

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Took it across the Golden Gate and headed North to Santa Rasta...
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Blood Wizard wagon???
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I could hear I Am The Wallride from the lot...
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A Toadal mini-mega moment...
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The place was packed!!!
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Halsey was in weekend warrior mode...
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As was this dude...
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He didn't do the gap, but he was Toadly shredding nonetheless...
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Tracy wise...
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Just like being at Pops...
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Meanwhile, Toadly feelin' out the landing ramp...
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Scooter and Shelly...
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This is as close as I got to HR...
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Still shredding...
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All white is the new fixed gear...
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Dudes in dresses, no bigs...
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Awaiting Andy Mac...
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Faith No More wise...
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Lizard King-good looks kid!!!
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Danny Way and Bob Burnquist...
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Laurel played tour guide...
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This might be the first naked baby on the Trife; but it won't be the last...
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Where else would you want to have your new born???
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Hemp was everywhere obviously...
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I almost bought this for EC...
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Then I finally got to meet the lil guy, Ryder Collinson face to face...
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This is where I whore out my bro's at Flood Lizard...
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Imagine being sponsored by Blood Wizard, Pops, and Lowcard-you'd be SF as fuck!!!
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Speaking of Lowcard...
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Definitely best photo of this post status...
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KSUl and Ryder hittin' it off...
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Lowcard baby wipes, now we're talking...
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Said goodbye to Claudia and Laurel...
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Took one more look at the mini-mega...
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On the way out, I ran into Josh from Slap. Apparently two all nighters on shrooms put him into a mid day power nap, this was him just getting back on the map...

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June 19, 2009

...AND YOU SUCK!!!


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Started the day out at this thing...
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Fatback productions - no doubt...
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Corpsey wise...
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Big daddy Becka...
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Straight from the job, going to work...
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Drehobs goes feebs...
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Snack time...
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Yup, Becker pivot fakied it... CHECK
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Lines got filmed...
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Mississippi's finest...
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Delatore sighting...
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Hotspot wise: Eduardo Craig even showed up with Dan Z...
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Go whiskey or go home!!!
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Joe Brook's a BIG deal!!!
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Then that night we took it to the Meatmen at thee Parkside...
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Killing it wise...
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Token drummer shot...
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June 16, 2009

SAL JOSE


We all know Sally ain't afraid to head into the SJ region and hang with the TMA. So when they announced their video premiere, it wasn't coincidence that not only was her name first on the list, but she ended up with the most broto's—these are her flix...

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Broad Squad central...
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Sweet Lou and Senor Ashley...
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The Vitel-Lo connection...
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Mario has a sick part...
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This is about as happy as Jerry gets...
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Danielle and her counterpart...
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Pensyl's got a baby dick...
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Lip to lip service, WOW!!!
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Cairo in da house...
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Deer in headlights or "I just oops pooped"...
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What SJ calls the 'perfect man' had quite a disturbing performance dressed as the one and only Daniel Gesmer...
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Word life...

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June 15, 2009

BONUS ROUND 2

preston maigetter, P-Stone, Dan Drehobl, Justin Strubing, Toad, Schmitty, Dan Pensyl, Tony Trujillo, Sam Hitz, Darren Navarrette, Dogboy, Epicly Trife, Kelly Sullivan, Carley Amigone, Jeanette OKeefe
Caught up with Pensyl and Cannon at the Bonus Round premiere, here's some trifeness...

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June 14, 2009

TMA PREMIERE: BONUS ROUND


Ive been wrestling with a major decision for a few weeks that had to be made last night... Do I go up to hippy fest and watch Andy Mac jump a mini mega ramp OR do I head down to SJ and hang with some old bro's and watch the TMA sequel, Bonus Round—Actually, it was a no brainer....

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Sally V.I.P. rocked chauffeur status for the drive down to San Brosé
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I showed up with the broad squad all dolled up, no bigs...
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Newton sighting, always a pleasure...
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Wes was the list dude...
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One of these dudes gave himself a full part...
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IF you haven't been paying attention; Sally V is a full on Trekie...
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Obviously...
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This should be Sally V does the TMA premiere, here she is with the gentle giant...
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The Maker!!!
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Clemoff made it out of the city...
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The line formed out front...
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Sal V and Queen B...
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Ok by now even if this is your first trip to the Trife, you know who Sally is. So Im only captioning her other half—Big Coop!
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Big Strubs manned the door. Missed you Justin!!!
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Michael Crabtree-It's been way too long! Dirty and the Donuts reunion?!?!?
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C. Berry: Owner of the last part...
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The NZA...
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A favorite to win Battle of the Berrics 2: Chris Haslam
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Marioooooo...
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Joey Digital: PHOTO OF THE DAY!!!!
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The Jer aka the Asian Elvis...
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Joe Red killed it on all levels...
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Mira Mira on Pensyls lap.. Sidenote: Pensly, dont fuckin' move to LA you pussy!!!
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Mad Evs and his 34 oz friend...
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The kid, the turk and Heavy Metal Chuck: San Jose knows how to get Trify...
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Guess who's set-up???
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As Coach would say, it's not a tumor-it's Tyler Mumma-still not sure what that means...
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Mumma loves the lazors...
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Cairo flew in from Texas, got there just as the first showing was coming to an end, but got to see the second showing. Camarillo was there with his bird-HUGE 650 talks...
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Hyped to have Lo back...
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Everyone hearts Dan Pensyl...
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Jen and Korrine...
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Jim Carrey's looking thick...
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Not Sure, Dave R, and Colt fuckin' Cannon!!!
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He hit the flow, next thing you know, Pensyl got low, Lo, Lo, Lo, low, low...
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Salazar, Sal V, and Joey Photo-Of-The-Day...
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Tall boy posse: Schmitty, Darryl Angel, and Jason Adams...
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Gershon Mosely y'all!!!
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Blairesy killin' it on the dance floor...
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Eddie D...
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Chaz gettin' loose with Dansyl...
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Hey!!!
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Yo Hunter, fuck Koston, send me some shoes puto!!!
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I think this is where the xanax and the jager became friends...
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Wow, obviously nobody was home at this point...
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Doin' it...
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Hamms down, an epic night in SJ-Congrats to big Evs, Halba, Wes and everyone involved with making another gem of a video and a successful night...

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June 12, 2009

HESHER TONIGHT PUTOS!!!

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Never know who might jump on stage...

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June 11, 2009

TURD IS THE WORD!!!

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Yeah, whatever...


The Outlaw starts it out with her lovely B&W (no, not Blood Wizard) photos...
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Emily's bday was yesterday—it's ok, you can still send her a note...
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Tracy Hawk...

Shots!!!

DJ Shane...
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A future blogger...

The worst driver ever has even worse pick-up lines...

All for the love of Maine...
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Now pretend you dropped a sheet of acid, everything turned into vivid colors and Andreas is staring you straight in the... NOOOOO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tracy out in front...
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Tracy out in front with lazors...
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Fresh out the packaging, Shane samples some Skate Rock...
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"Go out at night and drink other peoples beer..." -Kilgore
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Speaking of beer, Sandy and Halsey were holdin' it down behind the bar...
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Tracy and the Outlaw cold chillin...
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Tracy just got a new set-up...
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OG Penis Isle bro's, that's Dave Rosenberg and Jamie Telch putos—aka Lil Dave and Squirt...
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The Nza poses while I try to creep up on the money shot...
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Maru flew all the way from Japan just for this fuckin' release-where the fuck were you?!?!?!
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"Dude, you got to see my new app..."
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KSul goes Alaskan on Tracy...
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I gave this shot to Rob for the David Gravette interview from a recent trip to SD. In true Lowcard fashion, here's Gravette's 29 Turd Salute—Click here for the story...

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June 10, 2009

GOTO WORST DRIVER EVER

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June 09, 2009

A NEW TURD IS BORN

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June 08, 2009

TSUCHINOKO!!!

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I took this crazy Japanese man from the band Tsuchihnoko to his first Giants game...

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We met up at the pad, where Tsuyoshi got his game face on...
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A quick walk to the park with our P-Stone signature coozies...
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Yeah P-Stone has his own signature board too, no big deal...
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Tsuyoshi's first view of the park...
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Ohhhhhh!!!! Tickets...
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Straight to the vender for a pro-fit...
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Pose in front of one of the greatest ever...
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Did I mention it was Japanese heritage night???
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Pre party wise, they had a VIP lot full of sake...
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Then some "Welcome Tsuchinoko to SF" beats...
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Obviously...
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Power trio...
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We all know P-Stone aint afraid of refills...
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Then into the stadium...
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It was like Tsuchinoko just played their first gig on Xmas day...
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Jordan sighting...
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WOW!!!
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Then straight to Thee Parkside for some Halspitality...
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Knoxy and the Outlaw in attendance...
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"What is this... a jager bomb???"
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Air Jordan set-up, no bigs...
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By this time, I was so wasted, I thought this was Ethan Fowler's band and that that was Ethan...
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These people were gettin' sideways...
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Don't ever fuckin' order a Halsey Bomb...
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Holy fuckin' shit!!!

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June 04, 2009

HARD TIMES


Haven't been using my coozie lately—day three of sobriety equaled the Cro-Mags!

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Thee Parkside was packed to overload capacity...
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The Outlaw was behind the bar making that dollar...
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The Cro-Mags brought it with a full set of Age Of Quarrel...
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Shred-wise; DONT TREAD ON ME!!!
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Standing Bar ovation—dont try this at home tweeps...
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Double vision-Emily in the mix...
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The Outlaw was on security cam status...
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Mancini points out the goons...
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Fuck the Connecticut Yankee...

FACE THE FACTS: We're gonna jump in the wayback machine and get caught up here soon-I promise...

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