EPICLY TRIFE

So the Alaskan took me to her home town for Xmas...

Go here for breakfast, I'm no feeling Jackies...

Kelly's bro Pat got us some early xmas gifts...

Down the street we took it straight to the hill...

Shred-wise...

Just minutes before Kelly's mom got broke...

Xmas morning with mom and Bill...

White Xmas wise...

Pat got some Star Wars glasses, no bigs...

Then I started to make my patented Snowzilla pancakes...

What's Snowzilla you ask??? Check this out...

Then back to the standard Mickey Mouse vector...

Moose sighting in the back yard, no big deal...

Hey puto, plow my driveway so I can get the fuck out of here...

The next day we went to the first place the Alaskan ever had a bagel...

And then sledding...

I killed it...

By the way, it looks like the Ginch is killing it Pub-wise...

The next day we stopped by Play It Again for some skates and a puck...

No fees putos, just fun...

Lemieux and Gretzky...

Look at the Great One go...

Hi mom...

Last night in town we took it easy at the house with some local brews...

I found some Kelly Anne baby shots...

and an old shot of Patricks engagement with Chelsea Clinton in Europe...

Woke up the next morning and tried to make my version of Snowzilla named Snowzukie, but it turned into more of a Cinderella...

The Alaskan gave it some finishing touches and a stamp of approval...

TIl next time, Merry Xmas and Happy New Year putos...

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Chillin' in the photo booth with Gwynn Vitello, no bigs...

Ah yes, the photo booth...

Phelps and Langi with the pre-fight...

Girls already gettin' loose in the booth...

Alex Horn and Wade Speyer putos...

Danielle...

Brothers from different mothers—yeah Boosh!!!

Mira and Lee...

The mother fuckin' Outlaw...

The princess...

"Somebody order a pizza???"

Hoochie wise...

The crowd started to gather...

Tsuyoshi pissed himself he was so happy...

Man of the hour, Mr. Silas Baxter-Neal...

"Look, when I first started skating, I never thought in a million year..."

"...that Too Short would be wearing my fuckin' SOTY shirt!!!"

BITCH!!! That's the trademark, Short Dog's in the house...

These bitches were hyped...

Straight to their Face-space page...

Ladies and gentlemen, now making the stage... It's Brett Howard!!!

Get your freak on...

Then 20 East Bay 18-year old bitches wound up on stage...

Take some of that biatch...

"Look how wide I can open my mouth!!!"

Meanwhile Hustle Jamie was keeping it real with Tony V side stage wise...

Hey, it's a thong!!!

"I am a rabbit..."

This is what happens when Danville and San Rafael collide...

Do's and Don'ts wise... WOW!!!

A Major/Schmitty sighting...

I love this photo...

One of these dudes would later rip a door off it's hinges—just saying...

What better to ice down a fat lip with then a High Life...

Silas gettin' his fade on...

Skate2 was in the house—where's Chalm-Chalm???

This is the girl with the bandana shot in Lowcard...

Getting awesome Trife-wise...

Til next year, that's a wrap putos...

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Huge day at the plant before the SOTY party where Pstone took bbq'n to another level with a pan of camerone's cabrone's...

Brew-wise...

P-Stone uses the old Switzerland butter technique for his salmon...

Marination baby!!!

On the grill cuz...

Almost ready...

This can only mean one thing...

Who let that puto in???

Then we took it to Sneath for a little seshwan...

Muska would have been hyped...

Gravette instructs Cranson on how to make a junk ramp...

No cherry soda on this one...

Then we met up with Tsuyoshi from Japan at a bar near the GAMH for a pre-heat...

Party photos coming soon...

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Congratulations to Trixie and Tony Trujillo, they have a new son as of 3:10am.

Sidenote: Jimmy the Greek and Jenny won the pot...

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The Outlaw came through with some mouth watering party photos SOTY wise—Ill have some more later...

Too Short bitch!!!

Gerwer and Ramondetta...

Emily

Halsey and Tracy

Brett

Denise and Katie

Georgia

Any day now for Trixie...

Lauren and Claudia

Mira

WHO'S YOUR VOTE FOR BEST COUPLE OF THE PARTY PHOTO?

#1 Darren and Georgia

#2 Dennis and Julia

#3 Scooter and Shelly

#4 Mira and Lee

#5

#6 Tracy and Becker

all photos courtesy of the Outlaw Josie Ramondetta—nice work!!!

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I give to you—Lil Henreezee!!!
If you got an iPhone, spend the $.99 and get the Lil Wayne app-pretty awes.

So I took my Trife coozie over to the Lowcard HQ to film some karaoke Xbox commercial scenario...

Magnethead was the perfect host...

This dude was in heaven...

Birds from the agency...

Christine, Simone, and Henry warmin' up the pipes...

A little liquid courage goes a long way...

Straight to Guiness Book Of World Records for longest shotgun race...

Then Rob jumped in and showed em' how it was done...

We ran out of booze early and headed to Pops; but that's another story...

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Everyone knows by now that tomorrow is the SOTY Party, but on Tuesday night Lowcard released another turd and gave out their Worst Skater Of The Year award... Congratulations Pensyl, it's been a pretty amazing year...

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AC/DC was a pretty big deal—Thanks Sally!

Started the night with some free drinks and food at the EA Skate 2 party...

These two dudes were there...

Sally and I had VIP status, obviously...

Navs has his own personal PR lady friend...

He also had a Trife coozie (great for a stocking stuffer Xmas-wise)...

Navs and Sally Vampire...

Look for an interview on Fuel...

Cuz is like the rocket scientist of video games...

Yeah, Navs has his own character, no bigs...

Then we hopped into the Millenium and it was East Bay bound to rock...

In the lot grill-wise...

Merch wise...

Those about to rock...

They came out and shook us all night long with high voltage Rock n Roll!!!

Let there be Trife!!!

Now that's A Whole Lotta Rosie!!!

Afterwards we caught up with Navs and Duffy at the 5...

Reminiscing about the ol' days at Think...

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P-Stone sent in a couple photos from Tampa where Toad got a nice bday spanking...

What happens in Tampa, stays in Tampa???

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The Outlaw sent in her B&W shots of the Slap party and I added some of my colored one's at the bottom. The digital revolution will now be computerized Slap-wise, go get a late pass!

Ramondetta, Alden, and Pastras...

DJ Juan "Love" Cardiel...

Huf-1!!!

Byron and Peabody...

Maru being helwa sketchy

Pedro, The Bod, Magnet, and DAF...

Dune, Jason Adams, and Schmitty
Photo: Randozzi

Jerry Hsu!!!

Pastras and his art...

Been awhile since Evs has dawned the Trife...

Paul Sharpe, Dave Rosenburg, and Jose Rojo...

No bigs...

Maru with the cube set-up...

This dude was looking for Pensyl all night...

Tracy got a Trife coozie tat???

Chillin' fool!!!

So sketchy...

Ladies and gentlemen, Brett Howard has entered the building...

Chris the intern with Slap editor, Mark "Chaz" Whiteley...

The backroom boogie...

Danny P!!!

This photo broke the Outlaw's head...

See what I mean...

Then this happened in black-out mode...

Pensyl told me the next day I got gangster and threw a bottle threw some dudes car window, and we had to run for it-FALSE!

This dude knows how to give his buddies anxiety—asshole!!!

This photo was taken at 3:48am—where, when, and how is all unknown. Im officially off hard stuff (at least temporarily)...

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The ticket says it all...

The Millenium got egged on the way to the gig, they must have known about Toad's birthday (Which is Today putos!)

Out front we ran into slapmagazine.com waiting to interview Raekwon...

"Yeah, Im 100% digital now, no bigs..." —The gentle giant, Judd Hertzler

Sally V and Wu Toad...

"Are those fuckin' Silos?!?!?!?"

The Wu is coming through, the outlook is critical...

Why is Pensyl laughing at this broad you ask???

Maybe for fully motorboating Sally V-neck...

Trife-fecta...

Sea of W's...

Coozies Rule Everything Around Me—CREAM!!!

Booyakasha!!!

Pensyl started firing off texts...

Such as this...

Ghost was ghost, but the Gza was in the house...

Dub's wise...

Oh hell yayeah!!!

Deena sighting—she used to be the High Speed receptionist...

Just like the good old days...

A text from Stru-Tang...

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The Outlaw sent in some photos from Trixie con Nino's baby shower...

INTERVIEW CON TRIXIE

3 best things about being pregnant?
1. Getting strangers to pick shit up for you if you dropped something.
2. Not getting hit on by all the vagrants and gangsters outside my house. But for some, it's the opposite effect.
3. Getting hit on from behind, then turning around to see I'm knocked up...the expression on their face is priceless.
I should also probably mention that one of the best things about being pregnant is watching the little one go nuts in your belly. It feels weird and looks even weirder. It's really like in the movie Alien.

3 worst things about being pregnant?
1. Dudes asking if I am going to breastfeed...what the fuck do you care?
2. Being sober all the time...and have your most wasted pile of a friend slap a beer out of your hand if you take a sip of it...Thanks T-mo
3. Bodily functions in overdrive. I have seem to sprung a leak everywhere

How did it effect Trixie and the Tomatoes?
We sold it to Vivid Video in Burbank.

Best moment of the baby shower?
Tony coming home with 13 paperclips tattooed on his chest.

Any advice for girls wanting to get pregnant?
Take the Morning After Pill too many times in your reproductive life...Also, role playing at 6am seemed to help.

What date are you predicting the baby will be born?
I'm saying the 12th or the 23rd. Had a dream it happened on the 12th. And 23 is a magic number.

If it's born on that date, who wins the dough?
If it happens on the 12th, Adam Dyet gets it. If it is on the 23rd, Rune Glifberg and your girlfriend, Kelly would split it. It's up to $140 now.

We know it's a boy, but do we have a name yet?
Franken Strangeman
No name. He will remain nameless until we can play with him.

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Yo New York, we might have him for good, no bigs...

So yeah, we've been gettin' our shoes on...

DAF's talking about a collab, we'll see...

Pensyl's got some fucked up technique, yet somehow it works...

The boy from Boulder Creek grew up on this shit...

Quick flash back to Collinson's bday at the park where the NZA made some amazing omelettes...

West Coast Tooth sighting...

I said Tooth, not Took...

If you're ever in the city and you want good fried chicken. That's right, I'm blowin' it out—so???

But if you want really good buritos, don't go to Cancun...

We get it already...

Semi Team Zissou status horseshoes wise...

Took it to a Toadly Nude beach for some more shoes-plenty of dogs on the course...

Yosiris-wise, what you got on this???

Stee's-wise, Jessica was killing it...

With silhouettes at sunset like this, why wouldn't you want to stay in the warm California sun...

It's been a rough ride...

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Toad shot this photo of me at the 4 Barrel today, do you remember me???

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