TOADLY READY MADE
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November 30, 2008
November 29, 2008
BROKEN VENDING MACHINE
It's like Strubing never left-see you in two weeks bud...
Went up to Japan town to check out Skinner's art show. Of course Blood Wizard CEO, JV and Lowcard CEO, RC were in attendance...
Skinner's not afraid to paint wizards...
Speaking of which, new Blood Wizard T-shirt putos...
Then we took it to the 5—what are these dudes up to...
WWE wise...
Blood Visser and Toadly Katy...
Scrubu was about to drop his drawers...
But got beat to the punch—Hey ohhhh!!!
"I can't see it..." Apparently Scrubu's got a hernia waish...
Then back to BW HQ for the after party...
Justin times two...
A little she-mance or as my mexican friends call it, Tortilla time!!!
Blood Wizard made some collectors "MIRROR" hats for all you self enfatuated maricons...
No bigs...
Finally the lights went down in the city...
November 25, 2008
TOOK IT TO THE LIMIT
This is Joe Tookmanian aka Took. He rides for 5boro and is out on the west coast trapped in full Pensyl mode...
Last week we took Took out to the Misfits and saw the Salmon swimmin' up stage...
The Tall Black Girls merch area...
Then he Took one to the head from his skateboard that got dropped from the balcony...
Took a little spray to the dome...
A little blow job...
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished
November 23, 2008
LIKE IT WAS 1980
No bigs, just me and Too Short...
We had Dirt with us at the parkside for the pre party...
One drink, Courvossier...
Two drinks, vodka straight...
Y'all know me—DIRT NASTY!!!
Mira and Katie...
Halsey and Tracy was there...
I'm guaranteeing at least two of these dudes got laid...
Hustle had backstage view of Beardo's performance...
Damn, was I doing coke? Hustle Jamie sighting...
Pleasanton's finest...
Mickey Avalon, call him Mr. Right...
1, 2, 3, 4 — Shake your bootie on the dance floor...
Shake it lil mamma...
Hustle and Dirt...
This guy was loving it...
Trife coozies are the new coke...
Beardo took time to chill with the crew...
and then sign some titties, no bigs...
Hustle got backstage access and got the shot of Dirt Jackson...
Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what...
Then Too Short got up on stage...
BIATCH!!!
Find Took's hand...
"Yo, Im a be playin' the Thrasher Skater Of The Year party bitches..."
Huslte Jamie Productions putos...
Oh shit, Hustle's about to take it to Struggle status...
Thanks to Hustle Jamie for some epic photos and hooking up the crew with an amazing night-let's see that video mang...
November 22, 2008
HIGHTOWER'S GOT VOCALS!
Went over to meet Dave and the Hightower boys for some back up vocals waish...
The usual suspects we're on hand...
Han Solo wise, no bigs...
The sound board...
Hey that dude's in a band too...
Ladies love hightower...
The crew was gettin' extra friendly...
The road...
The crew...
The riff
The Skate-I think we got this...
Puto!
November 21, 2008
MOST SCANDALOUS?
Vote for the best censored photo...
1.
2. photo: The Outlaw
3. photo: The Outlaw
4. photo: The Outlaw
5. photo: The Outlaw
HALSEY's BDAY
These birthdays are killing my liver...
Started off with a lil Delfina at Dyke Beach...
Not dykes...
The NZA...
Robbie...
Paris Hilton...
Oh Jesus...
Guiterrorist...
Scooter...
Toadly incognito...
Ain't nothing but a Scorp thang...
The Outlaw gettin' outlandish...
The Gal has jumped on the blogwagon...
Shelly got a round, no bigs...
Guess who?
That's right putos, Took's in town!!!
The Gal has the epic angle on this one...
Maricons por vida...
Somehow we managed to get to Moose and Freddy's gala...
Magnethead's real bro was working the bar, so I had semi VIP status...
I think I thought I still had the juggalo face paint on...
The talent...
Guess who I ran into with all my chins???
Emily vectoring...
Apparently we turned it up to eleven with some Jager...
Make-out seshwan...
The Moose was loose...
It's 15&15 all day every day for DJ Sweet and his lady friend...
I dont know this dude...
We all know this dude though, holla at your boy!!!
C.O.W. - Cleavage of the Week is back!!!
Girls, girls, girls...
Word!
November 20, 2008
RANDUMB PHOTO OF THE WEEK
Tsuyoshi and the Felem crew came all the way from Japan for some of SF's best fish tacos...
SICK BOYS PREMIERE
If you dont go to this, you are more maricon then you look...
November 19, 2008
BOOP!
Hung out with Jon and John...
Took em to Sneath...
We not only got a photo, but a good case of the poison oak...
Went to this gem...
Rattray felt it out a bit...
Ended the night with a clip...
LuLu WARE
Welcom Lulu Ware to the Trife-Congratulations Greg and Heidi!
November 18, 2008
HESHER FINALS!!!
November 14, 2008
SCORP FEST
This dude hosted the Scorp Fest this year...
Cake-wise...
3's straight out the gates...
Straight off a plane from Australia, Strubes impresses the Gal...
Hi MoM!!!
The Gal and the Guy...
Pensyl brought a shrimp wheel...
Danger digs in...
Kati's grub was a hit with the dynamic duo...
Shelley's got a new hat...
Who are these youngsters???
David Gravette has a posse...
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Devin Appelo to the Trife...
I can't tell who that is...
Scooter and Shelley...
Scandalous...
Guess who's preggers...
These two never look happy, Halloween's over...
Mira, mira, on the Lee...
Kati and Shelley with some big hoop hi-jinx...
Pensyl and Shelley
The 3's table heated up...
High stakes putos...
Although Mavericks rockin' Big Boy status, he came up short...
When the lights go down in the city...
November 13, 2008
SPACE VACATION
Started off the night at Thee Parkside where this lil dude got his shred on...
Strubing's in town. Biggy/Tupac wise, Tupac is killing it right now...
Then these dudes hell bent for leather came out and rocked...
The guitarist looked like J-dog...
Oh shit, it is J-dog!!!
Token drummer shot...
J-dog's bro, shreds...
"We are Space Vacation putos!!!"
Sandy lined em' up...
Salud putos!!!
Does it look like he gives a fuck???
November 12, 2008
CATCHING UP
So here's some shit that's happened the first week of November, if you blinked you might have missed it. Just trying to catch up, semi cheating, whatevs...
We saw Roky Erickson...
Hemlock after party...
We partied like it was 1980 in a limo, no bigs...
Hung out at Halsey/Tracy's and played Guitar Hero...
Tracy went from raging...
...to tranquilo status...
Halsey shreds...
We got a new president night at Argus...
Screwboo voted No on 8,,,
The Mass-holes were there...
Obviously...
One of our fav's came for a visit...
Sofia continued Scorp Fest with another bday...
epiclyTrife sold it's 500th coozie...
McG got a text sent...
Toadly Sofia...
Prop 8 wise...
We're almost caught up now...
Oh shit, Pensyl's in town. FUBAR wise, it's time to give her...
November 11, 2008
Mi CUMPLEANOS
Took it to South Lake Tahoe for Dude You're Almost 40's bday...
First of all, Id like to dedicate this post...
Always a treat...
Lakeside view at Harveys, no bigs...
Saw some stupid sewer thing...
Drained a pool...
Forgot my pole...
The yellow leaves made me want to get a couple portraits, I was feeling artsy... So?!?!
Semi collectors item shirt-wise...
Put the camera in Chet mode...
Trife coozies, they're everywhere you want to be...
Meow...
Took it over to Emerald Bay, one of the most photographed spots in the US of A...
Speaking of the US of A...
Look how fuckin' blue the water is...
Went chasing waterfalls...
Then down to the shore...
Semi LOST scenario...
More artsy vectors...
I boned a tree...
Bone proof...
Found the castle, Vikingsholm...
The Alaskan ready to go urban exploring...
Depth of field wise...
Mirror lake waish...
A full tank of gas-$48, All you can eat buffet-$19.95, Gambling all night-$200, Trife Coozies-priceless...
The end...
November 10, 2008
PARTY!!!
November 09, 2008
MAGGIES BDAY
We're time travelling back to Oct. 25th-the day Maggie was brought into this world...
Check it out, it's the mother fuckin' GINCH!!!
That dude would rather be fishing, obviously...
You seen Scary Movie 3???
We recently aquired Jessica from Austin, SF's making some serious power moves...
Gearin' up to get down Halloween-wise...
America, FUCK YEAH!!!
Jager Bombs have been going down like water lately...
Lindsay sighting...
Halsey's got Go Niners all over her...
Toadal lazor show began...
Trife Coozies-the only one that matters...
The birthday girl dawned the mask...
This dude was amused...
Even big pappa Becker got into the act...
Maggie rocks a gold chain like it was 1980, DWAI!!!
Antics got the cops out...
After this dude went down, his bro's got beat down-don't talk shit in the Mission putos!
November 08, 2008
I HEART BOOBIES
Tommy Guerrero kicked the night off for a Boobie support thing a magig...
"Oh hell yeah, Boobies!!!"
Tommy's got mad pedal skills fool...
Tommy's son Diego has mad blog skills putos...
He's also an epic break dancer...
And definitely not afraid to rock a Trife coozie...
Up on stage, no bigs...
Lets not forget the token drummer shot...
November 06, 2008
THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!!
November 03, 2008
HIGHTOWER MAKES A WISH
November 02, 2008
OUTLAWS HALLOWEEN SHOTS
thanks Josie, fucking awesome!!!
BLOOD WIZARD DOT COM
Now you can order all that Blood Wizard merch you wanted just in time for XMAS-do it putos!!!
STRAIGHT TO THE FINALS
These dudes packed up Rhino's car...
While I got to cruise in Hammeke's Miata...
Mike Youssefpour sighting, apparently he's shy...
Monk going insta shorts...
Skate Rock reunion...
Shakus has an epic time lapse somewhere...
Damn fool... CHILL!!!
B Stage...
The hot angle video dude-wise...
The space commander was killin' it all weekend...
Duane Peters...
The ol' reach around, starring the vertical vampire, Darren Navarrette...
E-man rollin' one up...
Possible future slide show in the works from Chris Haslam...
Conklin and Claar...
Guess who???
Fire face...
Burn it down!!!
Ol' Cherry Soda...
D-Navs...
Commander Conklin...
Then straight to the bar where it was this chick's bday...
And she was ready to party...
Speaking of partying, that's fuckin' Wade Speyer putos!!!
The seal of approval...
"Hi mom, Im not only on the Trife... I'm on the fuckin' bar!!!"
A lil titty grab, no bigs...
Then the Ramona shuffle...
Showtime!!!
"I love birthdays!!!"
Over the falls...
Dude on the right: "I'll take one of those please..."
"Get the fuck out of my bar bitch!!!"
Happy birthday babe, you're out of here...
November 01, 2008
WHAT IS A JUGGALO???
What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
Hair salon wise...
Insane Hightower Posse set-ups, no bigs...
West side putos...
The non Juggalo crew dressed up like McGinley...
What is a juggalo?
He just dont care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing hes pickin fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story window éééoh!
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I dont know, but Im down with the clown, and Im down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he aint really dead, but he aint like anybody
That youve ever met before.
Hell eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
Timmy Joke and the Jokes...
Struby Doo???
What is a juggalo?
What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack.
Dont worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
Looking for someone to jello wrestle at Dalores...
What is a juggalo?
He aint a bitch boy.
Hell walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soup...bloop!
Juggalo's aint afraid of some Jager bombs fool...
Kilgore was busy stealing other peoples beer...
Maru sighting...
Sean was supposed to be Robin Williams???
Leticiahontas
Then these sexy babes showed up...
For the record, that's a real cop... Just sayin...
What is a juggalo?
Well he aint a phoney.
Hell walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youre a stupid-ass dumb fuckin idiot.
DILIGAF representin' LOP putos...
Would you tumble for him???
Claire-C/DC
Hot Lizunch...
What is a juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least hes got a job, hes not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha!
Insane Ginch Posse...
Just barely got the token drummer shot...
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out hes unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
Even mormons were tellin' me to "Get Fucked"...
Shred-wise...
The Cookout turned into Screwboo...
Will Screwboo get a free steak dinner off of this???
I guess this is where the black out started, it's my last photo and I have no idea what's going on... Happy Halloween putos!!!