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TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO ROBSTOCK

10. I don't feel like travelling 3500 miles to get molested in a tent by Screwboo...

9. I don't want to see what Rob's gonna lose next...

8. I'm waiting for the concrete bowl...

7. Drehobl grew up in Maine, and he's not even going...

6. Can't afford to pay a grand to just get drunk in the woods with a bunch of retards-sorry Im not a trust funder...

5. I already know who I am dead to...

4. Hearing Fashion Dan say, "Look out for the Cookout" is so 1998...

3. It would bum me out to spend a weekend in the beautiful state of Maine hearing constantly how much the Ginch loves New York...

2. If I wanted to see some shitty metal band that's never recorded anything, Id just walk down to Parkside...

1. Fuck Robstock!!!

Posted by schmitty on August 3, 2007 08:03 AM |


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I kept saying Lookout for Schmitty.

Posted by: The Cookout | August 6, 2007 01:25 PM

DEAD!!!!!

Posted by: Weibust | August 6, 2007 05:52 PM

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