EPICLY TRIFE

So this is Dolores heatin' up for the big night...

Julian with his gangsta SpongeBob-sicle, no bigs...

Semi Swiss Family RobinSenn scenario...

Arco and Barker: Thats like the Tupac and Biggie of shred, East Coast/West Coast wise...

The Sza snappin' flix...

The Adventures of Sally Slap are about to get bonkers...

Yoon was the man of the night firework-wise...

Roman Spanky...

Full on blow-up scenario with the Fire Department looking on, it was pretty epic...

Quatro de Julio putos!!!

Then these two birds decided to do some sidewalk surfin via a 5 wheeled chair...

Didn't work out so well...

Fully mangled in many ways...

Kiss and make better...

How hammered was she, you ask...

Any further questions???

Lo-Card on the scene...

Chlé showed up with three cases to keep the fire burning...

Whats the Adventures of Sally Slap blogging???

Animal Yoon cabron...

Borderline Bonnie and Clyde gangsta-wise...

Sally Set-up...

Halse to the walls...

Dyke park broverload...

uh... WOW!!!

Lo, Schmit, and our new friend from France-Pauline
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Nothing French about Freddie...
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While most raged...

Some just shut it down...

Then another chapter in police harrass-schmit...
photo: Furtado

"You got the wrong guy, it's me Schmitty..."
photo: Furtado

"Ok, so Im not officially a Blood Wizard, but those dudes are bro's..."

Total Club 6 flashbacks...
photo: Furtado

The worst part is I lost my Giants hat...
photo: Furtado

These two thought it was hillarious...
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We took it to Delurk for a late night bacon dog...
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Barker unleashed his patriot act...

The night ended with a bang
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If you haven't heard yet:

Roisin's dad is looking for the dude that blew up her arm. $20,000 reward

I am Roisin's father. July 4th, Roisin and friends were in Dolores Park watching fireworks. Some stupid piece of shit threw an M80 at them. It landed on Roisin's right hand and blew it apart. She will undego surgery later this morning but it doesn't look good. Most likely she will lose her index finger; second and third fingers will also be permanently impaired and disfigured. Needless to say, her musical career is over.

I want this fucker.
Media attention will help flush him out. People know who did it and I'm offering $20,000 for a name. Please do whatever is necessary to get the story out. Do so and I will reward you as well.

Thank you,
Chris Isner

From the office of Jeremy Danger.

Allot of people have sent me messages regarding Roisin Isnerand and the incident in Delores park on the fourth. Here is the skinny.

About 9:45 we were watching the fireworks on the north side center of the park buy the restroom. Behind us on the south side of the path directly above the restroom by the green container dead in the center of the park. There was a group of people maybe twenty or so people most looked like San Jose kids. They were lighting off fireworks all illegal lots of rockets and lots of m80’s.

From where I was standing I could not see the city fireworks well. So I turned around to watch the fireworks this group was shooting off. I saw the guy who threw the bomb that blew apart the hand of Roisin Isner.

Here is his description:
18 to 25, 5’10 – 6’, 180 lbs, olive skin (don’t know race and he had no accent), he had a smooth face like he was younger with a “chocolate milk mustache” IE: like a kid that doesn’t have to shave yet very light and thin mustache. Dark colored shirt, blue jeans, curly black hair sticking out from under an Oakland A’s cap.

Here is the important part! The hat is very distinct. It is an alternate A’s hat so it is black with a green A’s symbol. What makes this hat even more distinct is it also had a welt that was green too. A welt is a tube of fabric sewn into the seams.
I can’t find a photo of this exact hat, but I did find a photo of one like it. Imagine it with green lines on all the triangle seems of the hat.

If you have any info about this case you need to call:
Sergeant Fabbri @ 416 850 6615 he is the detective working on this case.
And / or email Chris Isner chrisisner@hotmail.com