BROOK'S STILL KILLING IT
Joe Brook takes first place in a photo contest in Europe, NBD-wine is fine but whiskey's quicker...
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July 31, 2007
July 30, 2007
BLOG POR VIDA: THE COOKOUT
The Cookout wanted to show everyone his date for Robstock-This year you better look out for the Cookout...
ROAD TO ROBSTOCK
Retards run wild to Robstock. Magnet head checks in from the road to ruin. Damn, for a faggot that has a whole month off and is getting paid, he sure says fuck a lot...
Putas in Nevada...
Welcome to Hell...
David Lynch shit...
Cuidado putos...
Whats the hold up???
Someone cookin' meth in their Winnebago and caught it on fire, no big deal...
PJ of Excess zine sighting in Wyoming...
Wyoming sucks...
Los and Rusy, Salt Lake City, UT
Making Marta's first PB&J sanwhich...
PB&J's are illegal in Argentina...
Mount Rushmore...
Crazy Horse Monument (in progress) - Fuck Mt Rushmore!!!
Hot in the Badlands, South Dakota...
Fuck prairie dogs...
So damn hot...
Retards gone camping...
Worst dog ever...
Maricon in Minnesota...
Picked up Klemoff in Midwest, not before he creted some shit...
Errol and body sighting...
Body minus arm...
Jason Jesse fan, midwest...
Van accommodations....
Yup...
Going nowhere fast in PA...
July 28, 2007
STOKASAURUS
Went down to San Brosé to shred their epic facility...
JJ Rogers was there, pretty much one of the best dudes ever to skate the Kennedy spine ramp-loud and proud putos...
Photo of the Day!!!
Joey Dig, money makes you thick...
Dave Nelson shredding the pool coping zone...
Full on BMC vectors with Jai, Todd Prince, JJ, and the Kid...
Future fire whole sponsored fully by the TMA...
I dont know what got over me, but the next thing I know Im driving straight from SJ to Oakland for another Bison show...
Seriously, do yourself a favor and see em, even if you have to go to the Stork Club...
Willie Vannilly was the sound dude, semi epic vectors mic check-wise...
Then Shane in Blood got on the mic and introduced the Canucks...
They instantly turned down the suck and the good went into overdrive...
Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, there was only like seven of us there including Miss Heather...
No longer cursed by the wizard's hand
The peasants now enjoy their land...
July 27, 2007
BISON's ON THE LOOSE
Went and saw James from STREETS new band Bison at Annies the other night...
They had merch and shit, you know the deal...
Hi mom, Im in Hightower was there...
Imagine STREETS but heavier, these dudes shred...
I mean like "Whoa, I lost my hat" shred-wise...
Im still fully into lazer beam shots...
and token drummer shots...
And going over to visit Asia at Pops for shots...
I got so wasted, Kelly had to carry our bag and even wear my jacket...
I swear, that aint mine...
BROOK IS EPIC!
Holla at your boy. Homie and Slap photo editor got a nice lil interview while he's over in Europe-check the shirt maricon. Big up's Joe, we're going to Mitchell's when you get home!
July 25, 2007
HAPPY HOT FUDGE SUNDAE DAY!!!
Straight to Mitchells putos...
Wednesday's the new Fat Friday...
July 24, 2007
POISON IDEAS
SHOTS!!!
(Damn, Maggie gets a steak dinner on Lowcard photo incentive-wise)
The night started off with the Texas Thieves...
Yo Staba, where's our Killer Trife coozie's at...
Poison Idea wise...
Parkside's been shreddin' lately...
Jerry A putos...
Blood Wizard in the house...
Maggie and Tracy barside...
Shots on Drehobl-woohooo!!!
Then we took a town car to Pops, no big deal...
Naga gnar-gnar was there...
West Side maricon!!!
Coach is Toadly patriotic...
Trés shots por trés Lowcard hoodies...
"When can we start callin' you Sally IPhone?"
Mira mira off the wall...
Finger wars on the ride home...
Coach has a gig at Parkside tomorrow...
"Hey guys, take it easy ok..."
Piss drunk, pissin' in the wind... PISS OFF!
July 23, 2007
30 YEARS OF BROKEBACK PENSYL
Get fucked
July 21, 2007
FIRE UP THE BLADES!
Slug sighting-"Dude, meet us at Greer."
2/3's Hightower and 1/4 Walken really doin' it at 11am. Jesus that place is rough and shitty, no one will ever skate it the way Phil did again-NEVER FORGET PHIL SHAO putos!
Straight to Shoreline...
Tailgatewise-Inside the slug Shane showed his favorite wall piece, a note from the Package...
What did you expect, we're at Ozzfest maricon!
Yup, I asked him...
Inside it was like Jagerpallooza...
You can get those at DJMoma.org...
Mid day metal...
Gravel pit vectors...
"HELP!!!"
No idea where all these people are from, packed in waiting to move their heads and raise the horns
Behemoth!!!
This is Behemoth from Poland, they pump up with a weight bench right before they go on stage....
They dont fuck around, Dave and I asked this dude if he wanted a spotter and he didn't crack a smile-GNAR!
Sea of horns...
I just benched 200 pounds...
I said are you ready to ROCK!!!
Dude was persistant, so...
Which band you ask???
Duh...
Backstage right before 3 Inches of blood, no big deal...
Danka Shane vectors...
There's the bench...
No spotter needed for Fallis...
More Jager...
Crowd surfing in 100 degrees with a thousand of your friends...Priceless???
Dave was in charge of keeping the beer's cold...
Number one!!!
"Yeah, Im in a band too..."
"So like I was telling him, Im in a band too..."
Taiwan on...
"So, we're just spreading the word, we're in a band too..."
I would have went with Marshalls...
Front row!!!
crowd surfwise...
"I love a man in yellow..."
Is that Halsey???
Weeeeeeeee...
"You forgot your shoe miss..."
Should I???
Fuck, it's tempting...
"Listen up maricon!!!"
Deadly Sinner!!!
Nothing silent about that claw...
Token drummer shot...
More ass grab scenarios...
Tap dat ass...
"Get him out of here!"
"Hi mom, Im at Ozzfest"
Fannin' out...
FBC in full effect...
Inside 3 Inches RV rollin' some adult cigarettes...
"Dude, can you imagine if the Slug looked like this..."
Sleep quarters...
3 Inches of throne...
Dirty laundry...
Now that's rock medicine...
Lamb of God jerks off to themselves daily-not feeling that shite...
Looks like team Shane wasn't into em either...
Hot topics-wise
What's Lost got to do with Crazy Train???
Diarhea of a Madman...
What the hell is Ozzy doing???
Lighters up...
Ozzy out...
Crowd stoked...
People lost their shit...
Zack gettin' Wilde...
Then the madman went into War Pigs and turned up the insane-if you were in the first ten rows, you got soaked...
No bigs...
Then straight to Pops for Shelley's bday...
Shelley and her room mate are now my neighbors, Happy B-day Shelley!
July 18, 2007
HOW DARE YOU, IT'S A SECRET!
Burning Brides played a secret show at the Knockout last night, pretty f'n awes...
Triclops opened up
This dude was rollin' all over the place...
Hang Love
Dude, who told you to go to Burning Bride???
How did Dumo find out???
The small atmosphere didn't stop Melanie from full shred mode...
Dimitri-wise...
That's fucked, Im seriously pissed...
July 17, 2007
BLOG POR VIDA: DAMO IS HOT!!!
T-Mo comes in with a sweaty shirtless Damo in a pipin' hot NYC, semi Pocahontas status
PS: Welsh says "Get Fucked!"
July 13, 2007
BLOOD WIZARDS
Friday the 13th 12:01am Blood Wizard conference at the 5...
Kelly Anne and Gnargie were there...
Retoad gone wild...
Blood Bartender Wizard...
Rico-wise...
Without GV, there would be no Blood Wizards...
Blood Wizards rule, but dont forget about Silo Chonies putos...
The incredible Strubes...
Then the tomale lady showed up at Delurk...
Semi turf war scenario with the bacon dog brosef...
Sarah's down with the Blood Wizards...
phoTOAD
"After party at my house!!!"
The remaining pix are phoTOAD's
After party-wise, errrr....
BLOG POR VIDA: MIKASA ES SU CASA
Tony Farmer out in the middle of nowhere Japan with a non crailslide (remember that Concussion article with Tony's 500 crails?)
photo: Tsuyoshi
SKINEMA
July 10, 2007
BLOG POR VIDA: LOST BLIND DOG
Drehobl's still on his month long tour of the Northwest. It took three seperate trips to do the month but he's apparently pullin' it off.
Ramondetta's no pero, and he aint blind neither puto-just shreddin, no bigs...
DEMASSEKER in RI - WHERE WAS SCREWBOO?!?!?
Angel bitches can only mean one thing... A Demassek show in Rhode Island putos!
photos: Farmer
Hoisington was there, where were you Ginch???
Children of bro-dom...
I left school and grew my hair...
Mexican blood, American heart...
The ladies love Davey Rogers...
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride...
Screams from a streak of fire as he strikes...
Steven Baldwin did coke in these leathers...
I'm sorry for being that guy...
July 09, 2007
BLOG POR VIDA: SHREWGY'S WILD RIDE
After a few calls to Harley and Emerica, Big White was in full effect on this year's Wild Ride. Here's a little report from Shrewgy himself on what went down...
Straight to Salem's Harley dealer...
To get this hog for the ride South...
From the Ice Cream man from Hell, Hell Yayeah!!!
Camp-site wise...
Heath Kirchart takes a ciesta while his bike gears up for the 4th...
Wild Ride putos!!!
Oh yeah, we skated too-Anakin Sennwalker...
Suski ruled it...
Jake and Elwood were nowhere in sight
We had a little problem with some rival bikers one morning...
Anakin Senn
Julian Senn
Chris Senn
It was pretty Senn-sational...
No really-SENNSATIONAL!!!
Yup, I got O'Dell bloggin' or porno iChatting....
Toad sighting...
Minor filmed the whole thing. Check out his back seat stees crossin' the bridge into SF for Wild in the Streets...
At the end of the line I caught this maricon trying to steal parts off my hog...
July 08, 2007
4th OF JULY: NO STARS JUST BARS
photo: Furtado
So this is Dolores heatin' up for the big night...
Julian with his gangsta SpongeBob-sicle, no bigs...
Semi Swiss Family RobinSenn scenario...
Arco and Barker: Thats like the Tupac and Biggie of shred, East Coast/West Coast wise...
The Sza snappin' flix...
The Adventures of Sally Slap are about to get bonkers...
Yoon was the man of the night firework-wise...
Roman Spanky...
Full on blow-up scenario with the Fire Department looking on, it was pretty epic...
Quatro de Julio putos!!!
Then these two birds decided to do some sidewalk surfin via a 5 wheeled chair...
Didn't work out so well...
Fully mangled in many ways...
Kiss and make better...
How hammered was she, you ask...
Any further questions???
Lo-Card on the scene...
Chlé showed up with three cases to keep the fire burning...
Whats the Adventures of Sally Slap blogging???
Animal Yoon cabron...
Borderline Bonnie and Clyde gangsta-wise...
Sally Set-up...
Halse to the walls...
Dyke park broverload...
uh... WOW!!!
Lo, Schmit, and our new friend from France-Pauline
phoTOAD
Nothing French about Freddie...
phoTOAD
While most raged...
Some just shut it down...
Then another chapter in police harrass-schmit...
photo: Furtado
"You got the wrong guy, it's me Schmitty..."
photo: Furtado
"Ok, so Im not officially a Blood Wizard, but those dudes are bro's..."
Total Club 6 flashbacks...
photo: Furtado
The worst part is I lost my Giants hat...
photo: Furtado
These two thought it was hillarious...
phoTOAD
We took it to Delurk for a late night bacon dog...
phoTOAD
Barker unleashed his patriot act...
The night ended with a bang
videTOAD
If you haven't heard yet:
Roisin's dad is looking for the dude that blew up her arm. $20,000 reward
I am Roisin's father. July 4th, Roisin and friends were in Dolores Park watching fireworks. Some stupid piece of shit threw an M80 at them. It landed on Roisin's right hand and blew it apart. She will undego surgery later this morning but it doesn't look good. Most likely she will lose her index finger; second and third fingers will also be permanently impaired and disfigured. Needless to say, her musical career is over.
I want this fucker.
Media attention will help flush him out. People know who did it and I'm offering $20,000 for a name. Please do whatever is necessary to get the story out. Do so and I will reward you as well.
Thank you,
Chris Isner
From the office of Jeremy Danger.
Allot of people have sent me messages regarding Roisin Isnerand and the incident in Delores park on the fourth. Here is the skinny.
About 9:45 we were watching the fireworks on the north side center of the park buy the restroom. Behind us on the south side of the path directly above the restroom by the green container dead in the center of the park. There was a group of people maybe twenty or so people most looked like San Jose kids. They were lighting off fireworks all illegal lots of rockets and lots of m80’s.
From where I was standing I could not see the city fireworks well. So I turned around to watch the fireworks this group was shooting off. I saw the guy who threw the bomb that blew apart the hand of Roisin Isner.
Here is his description:
18 to 25, 5’10 – 6’, 180 lbs, olive skin (don’t know race and he had no accent), he had a smooth face like he was younger with a “chocolate milk mustache” IE: like a kid that doesn’t have to shave yet very light and thin mustache. Dark colored shirt, blue jeans, curly black hair sticking out from under an Oakland A’s cap.
Here is the important part! The hat is very distinct. It is an alternate A’s hat so it is black with a green A’s symbol. What makes this hat even more distinct is it also had a welt that was green too. A welt is a tube of fabric sewn into the seams.
I can’t find a photo of this exact hat, but I did find a photo of one like it. Imagine it with green lines on all the triangle seems of the hat.
If you have any info about this case you need to call:
Sergeant Fabbri @ 416 850 6615 he is the detective working on this case.
And / or email Chris Isner chrisisner@hotmail.com
July 07, 2007
GAY IN THE STREETS
The night before we started off at casa de Sapo where Julian had his game face on...
Senn dogs...
Went over to the Phoenix hotel and the security guard kept feedin' Erin brews long after last call. I think he finally figured out he wasn't gettin none and gunned a full bottle at em minutes after I left-Harsh barge...
These three were there...
Full on blog war scenario. Leo told us to just follow the cologne trail and we'd run into Big White...
The next day we biked over to Gay In the Streets - The Critical Mass of skateboarding...
Sapo rigged up a camera mount for his bike to get extreme angles...
Red, White, and Goon...
SFPD in full effect...
Maricons gone wild...
Almost as much media as shredders. They expected 3,000 and ended up with more like 300...
Out the gates...
Suski sighting...
Around the stadium...
And down 3rd-that's John Minor on the left maricons...
Guess who was there waiting at 3rd and Army...
Braydon signing autographs...
Dogs gettin' grilled...
Full Red Bull marketing explosion, semi product patrol of caffeine...
End of the line bro-down...
Look close and you can see the Jer with a possible Later'd segment in the works...
The cops love the Red Bull...
Julian down...
Then we took Anakin Sennwalker to Bart banks...
He took some snaps over the channel...
He used the force to frontside nosegrind...
Popsicles and then off to Dolores...
You never know what C-3PToad is lining up...
To Be Continued...
July 06, 2007
BLOG POR VIDA: DUDE KID
Dude Kid and those metal maniacs of Demassek are playing a massive show in Rhode Island tonight. 5th time the done a comeback- Do it, do it!!!
DEMASSEK AND QUARTER TON LIVE AT JIMMYS SALOON NPT
TONIGHT @ 10PM
BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER
also, if you're at the show and get some flix dont be scared to email them to me. Our East Coast contributor's been sucking for months...
BLOG POR VIDA: DREHOBL IN OREGON
Drehobl chimes in with a report from the DLX NW Tour...
Before he left he ran into this dude at Green Apple. What's up with our skatepark puto?!?!?
Doppel Dan in Sac...
Big Ern...
TM-wise...
Anyone know what JT stands for???
Corpsey back in Oregon...
Home away from home...
Van's got big snaps...
Guess who this is and win a date with Miette...
Night seshwon...
BLOG POR VIDA: OUR GUY
Still doin' it in Copenhagen...
July 05, 2007
CARRY LOWCARD OR KARAOKE
Mira's bday bash ended up at Pops for some Sunday night Karaoke'n...
This dude needs to be in a band...
This dude, not so much...
Andreas and Sally-I think it was Muskrat Love or some shit...
"Really... on the table???"
Toadly Karaoke loves the stage...
Handlebars and AsiaSF...
Then our new friend, Roberto hopped up and semi killed it...
He asked to do one with the burfday girl...
Imagine 'Islands In The Stream' with a think spanish accented Kenny Rogers...
Then Bro-card jumped into the scene...
Then the Toader...
Lowcard Loves Rock-n-Roll putos...
July 04, 2007
LEO LOVES BERKELEY
Leo Romero at yesterday's Emerica demo in Berkeley.
July 03, 2007
TRES AMIGOS
The Toad, JV, and BK
Went over to reToad's to help him get his video together for the big art extravaganza...
I guess he's claimin' Skate Star???
Then Coach busted in to put everyone in check...
"Toad, SHUT IT DOWN!!!..."
Should I wear this hat???
He opted for the more GQ look, semi blowin' it...
Outside Frankee Uno, I think we were like four hours too early or some shite...
Toadly retoaded settin up his lamp shades...
This dude stopped by to tell Sperm about how he should quit smoking. Notice the earing he has is of his dog...
"No, Eclectic is the name of my electrician gig..."
Worst DJ ever...
Blood Wizard...
Possible match for Coach, check the jacket...
BK had all portraits up of people 65 and older that were still pumped up on their sport, Bill Doran in full effect...
Sperm and his special lady friend...
Holla at your boy...
Brook showed up and went straight to the brew and churos...
Sperm and Ashley gettin' weird behind the curtains...
Thrasher got up...
Rachel got hammered...
Salmon and crew...
Salba's got the "No fuckin' way!" expression while Toad tries to be my back door man...
Fuck PMA!
Lampshade sombrero...
Then a full on Bed Head campaign broke out:
Fashionista...
Maxxed out...
Curls rock...
Camera ready...
Salba was the perfect Uptight...
Sarcasms a bitch, this dude definitely was not workin' it...
Junkie...
Masterpiece...
Root boost...
Self absorbed-some were more fitting then others...
Sexed up...
Spoil me...
Cocky???
Now that's cocky!
Afterwards, straight to the 5...
A tan bro-card with an epic shirt...
Kooziewise...
Toadly Senn-Dog...
Doppel Steph...
Photo Booth was broken, but that didn't stop us...
Doppel-Steph and Tanya...
Table madness...
Pre 4th fireworks...
Yo Corpsey, where you at???
The after-party at Toad's was a mess...
EC UPDATE
Standing up, no big deal...
July 02, 2007
BACK FROM THE GRAVE
Those looks you give me tell that you're evil...
Fat flushed, time to get the FBC going again - Straight to Mitchell's pendejo!!!
Number 61, the wait begins...
Dipped Grasshopper Pie putos!!!
Then we stopped by 3rd and Army...
Karl Watson sighting...
Then over to DLX to peep some measurements for back of van modifications...
Possible future paint job... O'Brien, you down???
Then these two burlers came to show us the real deal...
Phares is killing it, obviously...
Booyakasha!!!
Never know what kind of craze you're gonna see over at DLX...
Picture Brook rollin...
That night wound up at Annies where Rusty from Redwood's band the Texas Thieves opened up for 45 Grave...
Errr, shredwise???
Merch table...
Then it got weird...
Team GV in da house...
You ever have one of those nights where shit got so nuts the next day you're like, fuck I forgot to get a name...
Gearwise...
This was minutes after some random said, she's got the biggest camel toe I've ever seen-kind of awes...
Toadly cousins...
Then 45 Grave...
Possessed...
Would have been better if Doc showed up with the flux capacitor and took us back to 1984...
Possible C.O.W vectors...
Last call at the Phone Booth where we ran into Big Perm passing through on his way to Orcas, good to see him doing ok...
Katie was there too...
Then it came in...
With all it's glory...
Wow!!!
Buenos noches maricon...
OUR GUY'S REALLY DOING IT!!!
Apparently P-Stone's raised the bar yet again on his usual hi-jinx, this time with the ol' dropped smoke trick out in Copenhagen...
thanks to SPOT and Hammeke for the photos
