PACIFICUNT
Re-Toadwise-you got the boomin' system, but it's crankin' out doo-doo..
Toad and I met up at Whiz Burger for a top secret meeting of the minds...
Then our of nowhere Manzoori sighting-happy Anniversary brosef!
So we ended up going to meet Lance and el Mumma at Pacificunt, and there was a f'n HASL contest.
I had no idea these things still existed and that Sonya is still running shite, DAMN!
Anatomy of a bummer-One judge, filmer dudes with full filmer shirts, man purses, and other coastal tragedies-FUCK!!!
The Toader ran to the trophy's like diarrhea runs out my ass...
Bionicle badonkadonk vectors...
Lance led an unannounced autograph signing, no big deal...
El Mumma got into the act...
Kids were hyped...
"Daddy, I thought he was Mike McGill..."
Meanwhile, cops lurked around back to try and sneak up on helmetless shredders to give $175.00 tickets-Pacifica SUCKS!
After HASL's circustry was over, Tyler Mumma assaulted the vert with an ode to Farmer.