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I SMELL BACON

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The king of fucking up spots, Steve Bacon (the worst dude ever) showed up at Berkeley skatepark yesterday to a hostile environment, having to call the cops after a 15 year old told his over 40 mark ass to get the fuck on...

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"That's right officer, it was a 15 year old kid and he was threatening me."
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"I know Im over 40 years old, but Im scared, please come help me"
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"I dont know, I left my magnet board at home this time..."
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"By the way, would you guys mind if I poured some cement over the coping so I can roll in?"


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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha best post ever. fuckin kook

you guys really need to stop making fun of me. it really hurts my feelings

got out of town just in time... possible quarter pipe coming to a certain east bay shallow stairs?

cluh cluh cluh CLOWNING

It's a good thing Chubz ain't no 15 year old GIRL or Siz-Lor woulda tried to take him to the mall on a date! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I fucking hate that dude!
Its that magnet fucker right?

with all his pools and supposed spots it's a wonder why he still goes to berkeley skatepark for treatment like this.

Awesome.

It boogles the mind. It really does.

the sizz has some strings hanging off his shorts.. oh shit, those are his legs... fuckin creepy kiddie fiddler

he still goes to skateparks because he cant get anybody to skate his pools because everybody hates him, even the people who put up with him to ride his spots wont talk to him anymore.

that's too bad. I know how how rumours and hatred can really bring down a person. I'm not sticking up for anyone but I like to actually know someone before I pass judgement or have them do me or someone I know wrong. From what I've read and know is that he shaped a pool he found for a kid to keep it going and rides magnets? Sounds dumb but each his own.

This dude always lurk on me at Pacifica, he bought my shirt for 10 bucks... I didn't know who he was at the time, but when I heard about his fuck-ups with pools, I ditched his ass! Chubbs holds down his fort!

He has a pool in pacifica that I hate to say is totally sick. He was showing it off one day on his camera at the park.

he really is actually a really nice guy for a real blow it kook pedophile creepo. really

fyi the pool he poured concrete in was perfectly skateable and the people who lived at the house aren't skaters but didn't mind people coming over to ride they're pool. he told them he was going to fix it up a little and then ripped out the perfect coping and poured lumps of concrete into the shallow end rendering it unskateable. he ruined those peoples pool and now nobody can skate there and they have to fill it in with dirt 'cause it's such a piece of shit. this isn't the first time this guy has done shit like this. (he also makes skateboards with magnets for grip and puts magnets in his shoes so he doesn't have to learn to ollie. googleserch "magnetron")

Peep the photo I just linked on the main page under "king of fuckin up spots". I had never seen him til yesterday, but I'd seen his work, and heard all the horror stories. The best quote Ive heard was, "Curtis talked shit on him, and Curtis didn't talk shit on anyone". Enough said.

That photo of the pool makes me want to punch this dude in the face...

I thought he got run out of town and moved to AZ?
I also heard he moved to Canada and now writes about children skaters for Assphalt Wave mag?

YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE I SOCKED HIS BITCH ASS IN THE MOUTH AND HE PULLED MACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone should buy one of his magnet boards for Magnethead to see if the board sticks to Magnethead's head.

Did I say buy, oops, beat his ass and take his kook-ass board. Skateboarding don't need no gimmicks.

A skateboarder calling cops to a skate park ain't no skater.

yeah chubbs

by the way, the two "anonymous" posts that are lukewarm to neutral about bacon here, it's bacon pretending not to be bacon. that fucking guy did that shit somewhere else, he made fake logins to defend himself. fucking fag. way to go chubbs!! man of the year!

FUCK YEA CHUBBSSS. magnamaricon

fuck that fag.

The kids will have their say! Long live the punk kids of berkeley!!

Ha, what a fuck up.

Now I guess he's "snivellin" Steve Bacon.
Had to say it.

he'll always be the Worst Dude Ever to me.

socked*

hahaha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard reminds me of when i socked luca in the face at the 510 demo last year lol way to go chubs fo sho

yeah except luca is just a stupid kid who will hopefully learn and bacon is an over 40 kook who will never learn

so whos learning what and from who? all the kids ive seen at berkeley are stupid. maybe bacon should just learn to not go to places where hes not welcomed. ive seen him skate there and he usually minds his own business in the bowl while all the other kids just sit around and clown. sorry to bring some of you kids down but you do make it hard for older guys like me to even want to come by and skate the park without listening to your stupid vibing you do to each other and other people sitting on that big ledge between the bowl and the street area. its getting almost as bad as hayward.

"ive seen him skate there and he usually minds his own business in the bowl while all the other kids just sit around and clown."

ok bacon, quit posting pretending to not be you, fucking barney. maybe you should just move out of the area and never come back, that would solve our problem.

wow. 'dk''s totally bummed on 'anonymous'. so funny, they should have some kind of nude dude creamed corn wrestling type thing, is that gay?

Bacon, you're digging your own hole by posting all these transparently anon. posts. The kids in the 510 are cool. I'm an old fucker too and I don't get vibed, but you've been blowing it from day one. What part of NOT WELCOME is hard for you to understand? Why don't you just move to Santa Monica and skate The Cove with the rest of the Tracker team?

straight up our crew keep it dolid on tha real

i was there. that guy is a mark ass mark. who carrys around mase while they're skating anyway?

also, fuck the second guy who gave up chubbys age and discription

ay, bacons actualy a nice person but i heard hes a pedophile nd magnet faggot(ive seen his magnet board). evn thoughs he's a kook nd king of fuckin up spots. he actually a nice guy. but hes a fuckin joke for callin the cops on chubs. a 40 year old guy callin theops ona 15 year old. serously, after seein that( yes i was theree) anyone can punk him

yeah he's a nice guy and rides a magnetboard so so what. no reason to call someone pedophil and start fights. just skate and stop the hate!

Chubbys a hero! I'll buy you a fucking donut dog!

who tried to snitch on chubby

smoke sum stuff

the sizzler is quite a popular topic. viva ka hate

strait queer dabber

If he's not gonna split town, theh he should just build a ramp in his backyard and call it a day. Why would you even WANT to show up somewhere you know you're not welcome at? I mean think about it. He has to skate with a can mace in his pocket. That's how hated he is. When you have to skate with a can of mace in your pocket, shouldn't that be some sort of sign that something has to drastically change?

dude, that guys a kook. ive seen him around at various parks and and shit, and hes just a weirdo. hes snaked me a few times, and always trys to show off with with his magnet board. Its just retarded that he called the cops.... he deserves to get his ass beat just for that

I have only met Mr. Bacon a few times but from what I can tell he's un upstanding citizen. The only reason he carries mace around is because the kids these days are out of control and he has to protect himself. The pool he fixed, which was featured in Concussion Magazine has become a mecca of skateboarding and has hosted many (non-alchoholic) parties. Steve is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and the only reason he is known as "The Worst Guy Ever" is because he has given his blood sweat and tears to make the Bay Area and place where skateboarders are actually welcomed.

um, yeah right. that pool was not broken, so by him "fixing" it he totally fucked it up, and pissed off the owners so badly they called the cops on him. except that the sizz got nervous and split town for arizona. mecca for skateboardin? uh huh whatever "beaver snakan" i mean steve bacon. yeah kids are out of control, that's why all skaters carry mace with them. oh wait they don't, only the sizz cuz pretty much eevrybody hates him. what other post has gotten over 40 comments on the trife? only hatred for the sizz brings them out of the woodwork. give it up.

cant you just bash the after market concrete, and fix the coping to make the poool ridable again?

thats pretty lame that this bacon dude is afraid of someone more than half his age ... grow the fuck up !!! you're an adult , if you don't like being vibed than split or fucking snake the other person until they leave !!!!

as for the mace bs , who seriously carries that around in their pocket ??? that makes you a fag , haven't you heard of you're own two fists ??? you should try them sometime ....

and i'm not even gonna get into the magnetic grip tape shit !!! wtf ???

Fuck that Kook!

mad thirst

mad thirst

Why don't you guys stop being park billies and you'll never have to see this dude again? Any fucking park rat is "the worst dude ever" to me.

Why don't you just split town, Bacon?
Seriously. You shoud split before you get run out. And trust me. Should your getting run out of town come to pass, your mace and your cell phone and your video camera won't help you at all. There's tons of dudes like you in SoCal. It's a lot closer than Arizona. Cheaper to live too. Also if you fuck with one of their pools, you won't get beaten so bad because they have way more pools than we do. Hell, you can ride magnet grip tape with trackers and a CW t-shirt there and people will actually think you are cool. You'll fit right in. Fuck, you can probably even rock copers down there if you want to and some old fat dude on a Madrid will probably even buy you a beer for it. All you have to do is pack your bags and never look back. It's that easy.

is bacon's mace like 50's bulletproof vest? regime life!

jesus christ!!! this is the hugest response to an epicly trife post ever. AMAZING!

anyone that calls the cops on another skater is a shit head. take care of your own shit and if the kid was that much of a "threat" mace him. saw this Bacon character once at Moraga, kook is the best way to describe him. i'm sure if i met him some where else, he'd be fine to talk to. but his attitude and "look at me" vibe made me want to shoot my board at him.

Ha! I know bacon from those shorts and talking to him briefly at pacifica. I think he has mace now for animals more than the punks. He lifted his shorts to show off a bite he had near his ass that he got from jumping some fence to get to a pool nearby, at least that's what he said cuz I didnt care to really look. But he does skate bowls well and didnt seem to vibe anyone while there but everyone seemed to know each other anyway.

Shut up, Bacon.

I've only met Bacon a couple times, but from what I can tell he is a total pedophile creep loser. One time he was hitting on 14 year old girls at the martinez skatepark, one of which had him in her cell phone as "creepy steve". the other time was at the old antioch park and he was again hitting on 14 (13?) year olds, but when they werent interested he tried for their mom. and the other time i saw him was at berkeley with his fagnet board. oh and the other time he was blowing out this killer permission pool playing techno on his boom box. what a kook.

I read that same story somewhere, I think it was concussion mag. pretty funny, reminds me of one of my friends from a long time ago.

if ur a real bay head u wont let bacon in at ur spot. chubby did what all u old heshers who talk shit about bacon should do

I'm glad I don't live in the bay area

Hey now all of us down here in SoCal love our pools and would gladly punch that nutsack if he tried to enter our scene, also we hate Madrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bay Niggah!
Bring your magnet board to Fillmore cuz.
You fools need to get out of those whack ass parks anyways. Get your ass's back in da streets!

U AINT FROM NO FILMO SUCKA ON DA REAL

I BET YOUR PUNK ASS LIVES IN PLEASANTON, ON DA REAL.

More like Pinole...

im from oakland homie get it straight

this guy has tried to hit on my wife at the skatepark. fuck that guy. Chubs da man!

This dude's been kookin' for years. Check out Jake's 15 most hated skaters list from 10 years ago in Thrasher. Didn't he chisel the steps on the cancer bowl?

I think he had help with that bowl and the one he recently found and fucked up. All those guys should be on the most hated list. Down with the bacon posse!

steve b is th main one out there doing gud for all sk8ers who like to shread stuff up hard. he sk8s real good and is not a h8er. he is a coping killah all reel no fillah. so stop the h8in and keep sk8in. be kewl to him and he will reward you with killah poolz and a promo magnet bored. por vida lil stevie b. git hot or go home dooodes. most of u "guys" are all talk and stevie is man of action and he can beat people up but he dont wanna bruise knuckles.

This dude is giving people like me who happen to actually be gay a bad name. I would appreciate if you stop calling him a faggot because we certainly don't want him.

Seen this dude around before with his magnet board and his whole attitude and vibe says "KOOK"!

When he had that Hercules amoeba going, he asked me to chip in ten bucks so that he could paint the pool and like an idiot, I gave him ten bucks. I had no idea he was gonna tear off the coping, repour the shallow, get quikcrete in the drain and piss off the owners! As far as I'm concerned, that kook still owes me ten bucks and I want it back!

Gay guys skate too?

FAGMETROM..... That's Bacon's company. I remember this young chick at Berkeley skatepark trying his Fagmetrom board. After falling on her knees she said " I'm done, this thing sucks!"
Not to mention that he fucked up San Pablo Pool coping as well. because he could'n grind it.
Chubby is the man!!

there's no pools in baconland

that dude is finally getting what he deserves. the pool he ruined was perfect. next time he comes up to you to talk, ask him about his fake front teeth.

I dunno wtf yaller talkin' 'bout.

Steve Bacon is awesome.

Looks like Pee-Wee. Shame.

fuck that bitch niha. chea

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