demASSEKwise
i'll get this back to you by the end of the day. it
will be so trife you'll shit.
well maybe thats a little too much hype. it wil
atleast spark minor curiousity. i mean maybe someone
will go to their website in between internet jack off
sessions and investigate what, according to the flyer,
appears to be an entirely left handed string section.
revolutionary!
you know they got an opening band called Coke Dick
that night? atleast there's no chance of disapointment
with a name like that. maybe they'll have songs with
names like "what if i made a splint for my dick" or
"this usally never happens" or maybe "if your still
here in the morning i'll be ready to rock!"
i dont know. ok get at you later
manute
dear evan,
if you think that response is how i intended to hype
the one, the only, the mighty Demassek ....... well
then ninja please! coke dick shmoke dick! the fact of
the matter is that motheruckin "burn this house down"
DEMASS-fuckin-EK is coming back to nyc. newcomers to
their music will get along with it fuckin famously.
these guys are fuckin volcanic. a ferious fuckin show
complete with dismembered fuckin cheerleaders and
falling fuckin coffins. god damn fuckin fuck!
i've taken the liberty of spreading a rumor that
stresses Demassek's willingness to arrive on stage
with a live great white shark. this isn't a rumor
persay. but its not entirely true(you know incase
there's any over active PETA narcs on your trifesite).
anyways last time was a most ripping occasion. but
this time its personal. drunker and personal. drunker
and personal and epic'r. drunker and personal and
epic'r and with better sharks than last time!
-manute bol!
Comments
Ok. I am sick of manute trying to promote this crap when we all now the 5.9 is having the biggest shin dig this side of kalamazoo on saturday at Iggies ramp in Attleboro mass. Its gonna be hectic drunk yo. Oh yeahm happies sinko day mayo's
Posted by: Chris lewis | May 5, 2005 07:51 AM
lewis calling this crap makes you dead to me. this is for people that aren't merks step children and arent going to be in the 5.9 area. everone knows that shit is gonna be epic. someone will fight someone and they'll be atleast three alleyway pregnancies. its always a good time. but in nyc demassek is pluggin in. they played 5.9 last year.
im sick of you being sick of me. i want a hug is all.
Posted by: manute bol | May 5, 2005 11:59 AM
OH, SCREWBU...EASY DOES IT MY FRIEND...
Posted by: ECHQ | May 5, 2005 02:05 PM
send demassek to the west coast...maybe rock out with Hightower or something...I think they're ready. Hell we might even be
Posted by: schmitty | May 5, 2005 02:45 PM
We played with Hightower last year and are playing with them again this summer I think.
We'll be out west some time this year...
Lookout. You'll never be ready.
Posted by: Dods | May 5, 2005 08:20 PM
Well maybe next time you come out; we can get the Donuts involved Dirty style...
Posted by: schmitty | May 6, 2005 09:42 AM
damnit demassek, we (hightower)have been trying to get in touch with you about playing this summer. it'll be fucking epic. sorry but ther is no way another demassek/higtower show could be trife. and fuck chris lewis for trying to diss you guys, just kidding. chris, are you jumping in the van at all this summer? at least to robstock again?
Posted by: japanese | May 6, 2005 03:05 PM
DAMN! The connections that we make for people here at the Trife are uber fantastico. Goosebumpwise...errr, that last post really made me smile. That's all
Posted by: schmitty | May 6, 2005 03:44 PM
5.9-wise I wish I was at Cattleboro this year to get my head kicked in and have alleyway babies as Manute forecasted, also Demassek-wise, what's the problem here with Manute's promotions, they got a shark and Manute's got no job, that's material. Demassek photos in the next Living the Dream zine, Hightower photos in the new zine, and 5.9's Lewis is on every-other-page. Trife-wise, Becker kicked me off Myspace.
Posted by: Cookout | May 6, 2005 05:31 PM
...and i'd do it again, and again, and again...
Posted by: ECHQ | May 6, 2005 09:34 PM